1. Axiom Kahn and Orben’s:
If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions!
2. Bill Yang:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
3. The Law Meskimen:
Never enough time to do the job as it should, but the fact that its remake, currently located.
4. The eighth rule Fingejla:
Teamwork is very important. It allows you to blame someone else.
5. The Consequence Lehrman:
You will always be missed either time or money.
6. Law research Murphy:
In defense of his theory it is always possible to carry out sufficient research.
7. Observation Ettore:
Neighboring queue always moves faster.
8. Law Segal:
A man with one watch knows what time it is. The man with two watches is never sure.
9. The rule of interdependence Richard:
What you store long enough, you can throw away. As soon as you have something to throw away, you need it.
10. The sausage principle:
Those who love sausage and respect the law, I do not see how to do both.
11. The Postulate Of Harrison:
For every action there is equal and opposite criticism.
12. The law of professional practice drew:
Who pays the least, most complain.
13. The Law Van Roy:
Unbreakable toy is useful to break up the other.
14. Law of the search:
Start searching for it from the wrong place.
15. Banana principle:
If you bought unripe bananas, by the time of their maturation will not remain. If you bought them ripe bananas spoiled before they have time to eat.