TOP-15 of the serio-comic life working principles

1. Axiom Kahn and Orben’s:

If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions!

2. Bill Yang:

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

3. The Law Meskimen:

Never enough time to do the job as it should, but the fact that its remake, currently located.

4. The eighth rule Fingejla:

Teamwork is very important. It allows you to blame someone else.

5. The Consequence Lehrman:

You will always be missed either time or money.

6. Law research Murphy:

In defense of his theory it is always possible to carry out sufficient research.

7. Observation Ettore:

Neighboring queue always moves faster.

8. Law Segal:

A man with one watch knows what time it is. The man with two watches is never sure.

9. The rule of interdependence Richard:

What you store long enough, you can throw away. As soon as you have something to throw away, you need it.

10. The sausage principle:

Those who love sausage and respect the law, I do not see how to do both.

11. The Postulate Of Harrison:

For every action there is equal and opposite criticism.

12. The law of professional practice drew:

Who pays the least, most complain.

13. The Law Van Roy:

Unbreakable toy is useful to break up the other.

14. Law of the search:

Start searching for it from the wrong place.

15. Banana principle:

If you bought unripe bananas, by the time of their maturation will not remain. If you bought them ripe bananas spoiled before they have time to eat.