Likestory.net organized a tour of the “animal” parts of women’s inner world.
The first thing that comes to mind is, of course, “cockroaches”. Like this they are pushing us to commit deeds, which we, being of sound mind, would never dare. And then the head would not come to do or say. But no, it turns out, we have in mind lives a whole menagerie. Anyway, in the female. Moreover, each of its inhabitants carefully studied and classified. Now it will be impossible all their quirks attributed to cockroaches. I’ve recently came across a wonderful classification is quite rich fauna that peacefully coexists in a beautiful woman’s head. And now I propose to see it. At least in order to realize those extravagance, which after some time cause confusion from the category of “what fly bit me?”.
As we know from the song, giraffe great, he knows better, yeah. At the same time, the giraffe is also visible from any point four feet in height, after all. So now, knowing about its existence, you cannot pretend you do not notice your inner giraffe will stick his head out and tell something like “how would something happens?”. And most interesting is that nothing comes out. Comes out either good or bad, because your inner giraffe again decided that in this situation (as in any other, indeed) it is better not to twitch. I mean, to do nothing. And then do who knows what.
As soon as she enters the shop, her mind begins to move inner hamster. Hamsters, as you know, paws small, but the claws on them are very sharp. They-he and long-suffering scrapes the female brain: “Buy-buy-buy! If not now, then definitely come in handy!” And the owner of that brain, of course, buys another thing, handbag or even some unnecessary thing. But the hamster will not calm down! Oh no! After all, his motto is “to strive, to seek, to find and hide” Stocks to do! In the economy all come in handy! Hamster to stuff produced in secluded places and safely forget where I have stashed. So before heading to the store, it will not hurt to examine the contents of the underwear drawer, and at the same time and the Cabinet. Better yet, at the same time and to inspect the kitchen Cabinet. Certainly in these long bins lying around and a new lipstick, and a pair of sandals, and a kit for making canapés. It, by the way, it’s time to throw away. Still, the hamster will sooner or later be forced to buy a new one.
Owl — symbol of wisdom. Although a no-brainer, that no wisdom of the bird can not have by definition. She just has big eyes, and she can suddenly and pointedly shouting “ugh!”. That inner owl loves at the wrong time ‘ bout to spend something in the spirit “But I believe that killing people is bad!”. Well, boomed and boomed – a few stupid platitudes come to mind for each of us? The problem is that the owl likes to say it out loud. And, the more listeners, the better. Usually after it hangs awkward pause, during which people look at the author of these words with a mixture of pity and emotion. Meanwhile, happy owl gets back to his hollow, and the man is and wants to sink into the ground.
This animal got its name because all the time something rinses. So when you cold February night, suddenly jump out of bed and run to clean out the box on the balcony (“It’s unbearable to live in eternal chaos!”), know that it is your inner raccoon requires a portion of the rinsing. And well he only manifested itself in domestic matters – so no, this infection and personal life climbs. So, when you start to brainwash her lover, it is also to his credit is a little Coon’s hungry. So started to eat out the brain.
Foxes — one of the most cunning and ruthless predators. But small. And pretty. So not every hand will rise to shoot this amazingly beautiful creation, which, however, again made a splash in the coop. That inner Fox constantly builds evil plans and insidious scheming. And when you are at her mercy find yourself in a sticky situation, Fox said that she did not guilty. And anyway, she didn’t. It’s just a Fox. I mean, it’s the machinations of its polar counterpart, the Arctic Fox.
I love all the pandas, because pandas — thick, but nice!. Besides, they are on the verge of extinction. But it is unclear what they do not live! Natural enemies in nature they have, and humanity to them is not only hunts, but is diligently trying to increase the population. It would seem, live so rejoice! Sleep, eat bamboo and be fruitful. But no! Panda die hard. Because they are like naughty children. That inner Panda, all the time: “Go there, don’t know much give me something don’t know what, and I want ice cream and to handle!” And you buy ice cream, looking for a cozy handles, curl up in a ball and only manage to peacefully puffing like a Panda suddenly said: “I dull! And let him fight!”
Internal gopher, I must say, this is one of the pleasant inhabitants of this wonderful menagerie. It sort of is, but at the same time, it as not. Because gopher nobody sees. Even the “zoo Director”. That is, you. But at some point you suddenly start to panic, wringing his hands and running through the ceiling, although the reasons for this strange behavior seems to be no. Everything you need in this situation to do is to quickly get under the blanket and grab the cookies. Stupid squirrel decides that you are both in the house and stop panic.
The king of beasts erroneously considered to be the lion. Actually, it’s all lion show – off- chic mane, size, fangs, powerful roar. In General, the window dressing alone. The real king of animals is a monkey. She usually sits somewhere in the far corner of consciousness and does not Express its opinions about all the bullshit — because not Imperial this business, of course. Macaque is possible to lure just with something tasty. Brandy, for example. That’s when she with cries of joy jumps out of your dark corner, while the rest of the zoo scattered in panic. And if you then ask yourself, how did it happen that you started to drink champagne, vodka, famously dancing on the bar and tearfully pull songs in karaoke — it’s not you. It was she, the Queen of your menagerie.
And you know what a axolotl? That almost no one knows. In fact, the axolotl is the larva of amphibians that never becomes adult. To the axolotl still increased, it is necessary to create certain conditions. But this, of course, no bother, because who needs all these axolotl? Internal axolotl is also not necessary useless, but it’s there. Know what he does? Nothing. At all. He just lies there in your consciousness, like the bottom of the aquarium, opens his mouth and just rolled his eyes. And you at this time, too, rolling eyeballs and running around the apartment with phone in hand, trying, Yes, Yes, that’s right! — trying to find the phone.
Here we come to the most popular and “hyped” the inhabitants of the zoo. Cockroach Waldemar regularly makes to reread “one Hundred years of solitude” and find new meanings; cockroach Jack whispered that to walk around the apartment without Slippers is not good; and cockroach Nick, famously twisted his gray mustache, composes a list of “Three million things that should be able to do a Real Man.” All the other cockroaches just run, creating a whisper pleasant background noise.